[drdingo21]

Originally Posted by cnn
March 19 2003, Paris

In an entirely unexpected but predictable move, the French army has surrendered to a family of American tourists visiting Paris on vacation. The Jones family of Ohio was originally excited about the acquisition of so much military hardware, but the joy faded when they realized none of the French personnel knew how to operate the tanks, planes and guns and certainly couldn't teach them how.

Bob Jones, the head of the family, stated "We'll probably just sell most of the stuff on ebay, but we wish these uniformed men would just stop crying. It's making my wife uncomfortable."

An oldie but a goodie. I still chuckle everytime i see it.