All right, let's not panic. I'll make the money by selling one of my livers. I can get by with one. --Homer Simpson 
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Here's to alcohol: The source of, and answer to, all of life's problems.
-Homer Simpson
What are you gonna do? Sick your dogs on me? Or your bees? Or dogs with bees in their mouth so when they bark they shoot bees at me?
-Homer Simpson
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