[Shaved &/or Laid]

Its had to have happened to someone. Youre talking to your girl, and suddenly, you HAVE to take a shit. What to say ? shes a girly girl and ive been with her for like a month. We are REALLLY close and committed and all that, but i dont wanna be like 'hey baby lemme go take a dump right fast' but i dont like saying 'lemme call you back i dont know why' either


Ideas ? Stories ?