Sort of on the topic, you know there are actual chicks that sell their friendship on eBay? High bidder gets the chick as a girlfriend for 3 weeks, she'll write you, send pictures and even text the high bidder when he's around his friends to prove that they're a couple. When the three weeks is over, the guy can play it off like he "dumped" the girl and she'll write him a sad letter, expressing how much she misses him.
I'm serious!
Anyway, I have to vacuum the seats, I just saw it an hour or so ago..and it's dusty. be nice though, i've been moving all weekend..and I even got 7 bruises. =/