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Dude...if you neglect your penis it may just decide to not like you anymore. Besides...neglecting to masturbate can contribute to prostate cancer. So if a chick ever asks you to do that again just say "Oh my god! You want me to get cancer, don't you? Get out of here you dirty cancer lover!" and then procede to ridicule her. Or you could just agree and lie about not doing it. Either way works fine.
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Someday, in the event that mankind actually figures out what it is that this world actually revoles around, thousands of people are going to be shocked and perplexed that it was not them. Sometimes this includes me.
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