I'm really pissed.
I'm driving to work, and about to get on the highway. However, I accidently turn onto the Outer Road that runs parallel to the highway, because the turns are right next to each other. So I'm like "crap!" and I try to drive through the median back onto the highway onramp.
A guy driving a red Mustang GT stops in front of me so I can't get on and pulls out his cell phone. Obviously, I shouldn't hang around, so I backed away and got back on the outer road and kept driving like nothing happened.
But...I get pulled over anyway - by 3 cop cars. They say "Another driver says you hit him while attempting to enter the highway." WHAT!?!?!? I didn't hit this guy!!!! What the crap is going on...ok so anyway,
5 cops come and look at the front of my car to try to find ANY proof that I hit him.
FIVE cops....
They find
nothing but apparently the Mustang driver has
"damage to his front-right quarter-panel", so I get three tickets - two of them related to the incident, and one Extra Bonus thrown in for kicks.
1)
Not displaying a front license plate - HELLO...there
isn't anywhere to attach it on the front of the Jeep - they didn't make a mount for it!
2)
Reckless driving - It wasn't reckless...I just turned the wrong way and I needed to get back on the highway
3)
Leaving the scene of an accident - THERE WASN'T A FREAKING ACCIDENT...I didnt' even touch the guys car...he probably just wants insurance to cover something that he did himself a while ago.
Anyway, sorry to rant guys, but that really pisses me off. Now I'm going to have to pay my lawyer a bazillion dollars to get all this off my record.
- Dzur the Enraged One
