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One day, Mike Tyson and Don King were hanging out at
the Vatican. Mike was eating sunflower seeds and spitting
them out all over the floor.
Don tells Mike, "This is the Vatican man, you just can't be
doing stuff like that, brother."
Mike tells Don, "Fụck the Vatican, I don't give a sh!t. I'll
spit these damn seeds where ever I feel like it.
Don walks away saying to himself " I got to get away from
this ignorant muthafụcker."
Just then Don sees the Pope blessing Mike with the cross
of hand motion.
The Pope leaves and Don rushes over to Mike asking, "How
were you able to get a blessing from the Pope? He only
uses that for special circumstances.
Mike says, "He wasn't blessing me, he was saying:
(pointing at Mike's face) - "Hey you"
(pointing at the floor) - "Pick up those damn seeds"
(pointing to the left) - "Get that other nigga"
(pointing to the right) - "And get the fụck out"
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