[Duckydos]

#1 Take off air-filter. For real, filtered air is for babies and hippies. Plus, Hondas need a little fiber and roughage every now and then to polish up the heads.
#2 While you're at it, go get some fine sand at Home Depot and suck it up through the intake. We all know how good this is for porting and polishing your head. Good for at least 15 ponies to the wheels.
#3 Pick up a set of donuts. We all know the law of rotational mass, so a set of 145/60/R14 donuts will definately get you better 60' foot times.
#4 Lets lighten the car up a little bit? Take out all necessary interior. This includes dash, gauges, and all seats (just sit on a milk-crate, it's lighter). They say every 100lbs is worth 1/10 sec.
#5 Finally, advance or retard the timing a good 20 or 30 degrees. It doesn't matter which way you advance it, either way it's definate horsepower.

-Ducky

[Edit: Don't listen to a think I said]