I didnt know what gas was and struck a match and held it over my dads lawn mower gas tank and it exploded

...got my ass beat by my dad
In germany when i was 3 or 4 yrs/old me and my mom was in the basement of the housing complex and i had left and walked a mile down the road to where my sister worked at this lil grocery store...my mom beat my ass all the way back home...lol
I had lighted a Firecracker (M-80) Flasher in the kitchen abd blew a whole through my moms brand new dinning table

was grounded for 6 months and got one hell of an ass whoopin
got mad at my sister cause she beat me up because i was pestering the sh!t out of her so i went outside and got a baseball bat and threw it through her bedroom window almost knocking her out missing her by several inches... got another hell of an ass whoopin and got put on punishment for a month
