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DsBlu01CivEX · 07-02-2003, 11:17 AM

A young man asks his father, "Dad, how many kinds of breasts are there?"
The father, surprised, answers, "Well, son, there are three kinds of breasts. In her twenties, a woman's breasts are like melons, round and firm. In her thirties to forties, they are like pears, still nice but hanging a bit. After sixty, they are like onions."
"Onions?"
"Yes. See them, and they make you cry."

07-02-2003, 11:17 AM	#1
DsBlu01CivEX Registered User Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: York Age: 45 Posts: 2,542	The 3 phases of boobs A young man asks his father, "Dad, how many kinds of breasts are there?" The father, surprised, answers, "Well, son, there are three kinds of breasts. In her twenties, a woman's breasts are like melons, round and firm. In her thirties to forties, they are like pears, still nice but hanging a bit. After sixty, they are like onions." "Onions?" "Yes. See them, and they make you cry." __________________ "Oh, I have a goal. And it's to have no goals at all." http://www.myspace.com/kenike