So on my way home from work today, I had the radio on.  Which is odd for me cuz I normally have a CD in...but anyway...the one DJ on the one radio station was having people call in telling him if they could change their horn from a honk to a spoken phrase, what would they want their horn to say.  I thought "Dude I've been saying all along that I wish I didn't have a horn but rather something that talked or something that I could talk into to let the other driver know how I feel"  So needless to say I think that this is a great idea!!!
My question to you guys and gals is....what would you want your horn to say.  I unfortunately can't just settle on 1 phrase.  So I would opt to have like 4 little buttons that I could pick and choose from that all had different phrases.  
My first one would be "Nice turn signal @sshole".  My second I would have a little clip from DMX's song "Move, Get out tha way".  Third would be "You're a stupid mutha f**ker".  And fourth would be "Uh can you drive in your own lane please....stupid @ss".
I have a bit of road rage....
 
 