Weeee! This thread was fun and all, but here's the breakdown:
Yoda rules, and Neo is just a pansy. Therefore, Yoda would win. Why you say? Glad you asked. See, while Yoda was kicking his ass, Neo would just be crying and taking it because you knew that no matter how much he altered the Matrix (or didn't alter it, since he doesn't use that ability anyway) he could just never be as cool as Yoda.
Neo is supposed to have all these awesome abilities in the Matrix, but never seems to use them. Yoda on the other hand, seems to have no problem using whatever extent of his powers he needs to to get the job done. Plus, he is skilled with a light saber, so he would still spank Neo in a straight sword fight.
By the way, this fight isn't supposed to take place necessarily in the Matrix or out of it. It is simply Neo with his Matrix powers vs. Yoda. Or at least I'm pretty sure that's what he meant. But surely with my stunning intellect and unmatchably logic, no one needs to argue any more since I have already won.
