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TRUST me the water thing works wonders. You might not think it'll do much,but most women dont like getting all wet when they're all dressed up. She'll have to drag her sorry a$$ home and change. If she dares to come back you can repeat it again. No damage is ever done to anything (cell phones dry out, i know this for a fact) and its only her image that is damaged.
Dude the dog shit and other things can get you charged. Though pouring water on her isn't illegal and will prove to be very entertaining, might even get a good chase out of it. Just put a container of water in the trunk (or two) and come up behind her and dump it over her head. Then slowly walk back to the car and put the container back. She's going to be standing there wondering where that came from, then she'll get all mad, b!tchy and probably come to hit you. When she does come to hit you, remind her this will keep happening if she shows her face around your friends again. Next time she comes around repeat, remember its training and if shes at all smart it'll only take a few times for this to happen before she learns.
Note it'll go alot smoother if a- you have a trusted friend in on this or b- you dont tell anyone about it. Just get her wet and good, the further away from home she is the better. No one will give her a lift if shes wet, meaning she'll have to walk/drive herself.
best of luck, try the water and tell me i'm right...
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