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DINNER CONVERSATION GONE BAD!
WIFE: "What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?"

HUSBAND: "Definitely not!"
WIFE: "Why not - don't you like being married?"

HUSBAND: "Of course I do."
WIFE: "Then why wouldn't you remarry?"

HUSBAND: "Okay, I'd get married again."
WIFE: "You would? (with a hurtful look on her face)."

HUSBAND: (makes audible groan).
WIFE: "Would you sleep with her in our bed?"

HUSBAND: "Where else would we sleep?"
WIFE: "Would you replace my pictures with hers?"

HUSBAND: "That would seem like the proper thing to do."
WIFE: "Would she use my golf clubs?"

HUSBAND: "No, she's left-handed."
WIFE: - - - silence - -

HUSBAND: "Shit."