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Q:What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza?
A:Pizzas don't scream in the oven.
Q:How do you fit 100 Jews in a Volvo?
A:Put them in the ashtray
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Black 2007 Mustang GT California Special
"There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die." - Hunter S. Thompson, 1937-2005
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