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Yeah but I think that they have some stupid disclosure on there that basically states that if you get lost and want to wipe your ass with their stupid directions, it's not their fault. Well, it doesn't really say that but you know what I mean. F*CK MapQuest and the horse it rode in on.
*One thing kids like is to be tricked. For instance, I was going to take my little nephew to Disneyland, but instead I drove him to an old burned-out warehouse. "Oh, no," I said, "Disneyland burned down." He cried and cried, but I think that deep down he thought it was a pretty good joke. I started to drive over the the real Disneyland, but it was getting pretty late.*
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