Those are all great. I've heard most of them.
Forgot about this one:
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To me, it's a good idea to always carry two sacks of something when you walk around. That way, if anybody says, "Hey, can you give me a hand?" you can say, "Sorry, got these sacks."
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That's one of my favorites. Isn't there one about a kid in DisneyLand too? Also love the God crying one.
Thanks, needed the laugh today.
