A primer on a few things I hate:
-People who refuse to even consider the possibility they may be wrong
-Pseudo-intellectuals that pretend that bullshit isn't spewing out of their mouths
-The contemporary opinion that everything we as Americans do is correct
-Clowns
-Mimes
-Crispin Glover
-Eminem and every last one of his little f*cking cronies
-People who spout religious bullshit to "save" you
-Women who make a game of "teasing" guys (yeah...f*ck you all)
-The way punk rock has turned into a breakfast cereal
-People who give me shit for having hair to my shoulder
-People who refuse to even try and speak english
-People who insist on driving exactly what the speed limit says
-You
-Everyone
-MTV
-Homophobes (people who genuinely hate gays and don't simply use the word "***" as an acceptable form of the word asshole)
-People who can't figure out that SOME (very few) stereotypes are justified and valid
-Rob Schneider movies
-Kids with Hyundai Accents with some Autozone tip and huge pedestal spoiler that think they're fast
-When friends who say they'll call you back don't
-People who hate things simply because they don't understand them
-Politicians
-Hangovers
-People who assume that a guy is gay just because (god forbid) he actually has feelings
-People who believe there is actually such a thing as a lipstick lesbian
-Sluts (be they male or female)
-Cocksuckers (just guys here
)
-Parents who think music and video games effect their kids
-People who listen to "underground" music and think that makes them cooler
-Goth kids
-Ravers
-Kids who play D&D, Magic, online games that involve other people like Everquest, or any other sort of "cry for help" game
-Glasses
-Did I mention you?
That's all for now...rest assured there's many more.