Could we be so lucky.....
LADIES' PRAYER
Lord before I lay me down to sleep, I pray for a man,
who's not a creep,
One who's handsome, smart and strong,
One who's loves to listen long,
One who thinks before he speaks,
When he says he'll call, he won't wait weeks.
I pray that he is gainfully employed,
And when I spend his cash, he won't be annoyed.
Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
Massages my back and begs to do more.
Oh! send me a man who'll make love to my mind,
Knows what to answer to "How big's my behind?
" One who'll make love till my body's a'twitchin,
In the hall, in the garden and in the kitchen!
I pray that this man will love me to no end,
And never attempt to hit on my friend.
Amen
A GUY'S PRAYER:
Lord, I pray for a nympho with huge boobs who owns a liquor store
and likes to fish and watch football. Amen
Ha, so typical