hahaha 55 yr old @ss!!
A fiftyish woman was at home happily jumping on her bed and
squealing with
delight. Her husband watches her for a while and asks, "Do you
have any idea
how ridiculous you look? What's the matter with you?"
The woman continues to bounce on the bed and says, "I don't
care. I just
came from having a mammography and the doctor says I have the
breasts of an
18 year-old."
The husband said, "What did he say about your 55 year old ass?
"Your name
never came up," she replied.
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"Oh, I have a goal. And it's to have no goals at all."
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