[black95gs-t]

i feel Kraft maccarroni and cheese is better than any of the other "imposters" you find in resturants and at school. if you think about it, Kraft is only like ninety three cents a box. if you go to a resturant, you have to pay at least three dollars just for the maccarroni. if you want cheese thats a dollar extra. then you have to get a drink because noone likes m&c with just water. we all know they overcharge for drinks. thats another dollar and fifty cents. then you have to add a tip, figure roughly a dollar. plus you had to get to that resturant somehow. usually people drive or ride the bus, i won't even get into taxi prices. if you drive, it could cost you another two to fourty dollars for gas and wear and tear depending on distance traveled, what kind of car is being driven, and its condition. then you have the traffic, the speeding tickets, and it always rains. and of course when you get to the resturant, there is always at least a 45 minute wait. then you get a table. 30 minutes later your waitress shows up and asks if you are ready to order. you say yes and order and an hour and a half later you get your food. by the time your food comes out it is all cold and gross so you say something about this. she screams back, "I'VE HAD A REALLY LONG NIGHT! NOW YOU WILL EAT THAT M&C AND YOU WILL ENJOY IT!" to which you reply, "i want to talk to the manager." the manager comes out and hears what you have to say and then talks to the waitress. the next time that you see the manager he is standing behind two police officers with handcuffs telling you to leave the resturant because apparently the waitress said you grabbed her butt without her permission which is sexual assualt in this country. so you stay the night in jail until your lawyer bails you out which cost you four hundred dollars. then you had to get your car from the impound which cost another hundred dollars plus now you have to fix the big gash in your passenger door that they put there. that only costs another fifteen hundred dollars. so because you were too cheap to buy the Kraft M&C the last time you went to the grocery store, you are now out $2146.50, three days of your life, and are now banned from what ever resturant it was that you decided to go to. i won't even begin to tell you about the schools version of M&C if you can call it that. all it takes for Kraft M&C is ninety three cents, a little milk, some butter, 15 minutes and a stove. that is why it is so much better.
J