Ok, I have a good one. *Quin takes a deep breath*
K, the funniest thing that's ever happened to me was getting pulled over in my underwear.
My 2 girl friends & I had been to this outdoors concert & it was raining like crazy for the first part. It made the whole grounds 1 big mud hole. We had mud all over our shoes & jeans up to our thighs. People were throwing mud & rolling in it & some people were completely covered. Luckily, us being the little prisses that we were, we stayed moderately clean from the waist up. We had a bit in our hair...but this didn't affect us.
My friend that drove us there had just gotten a new Prelude & when we got to her car she said "We are NOT gettin in my car like this!!" I said "ok, lets take off our shoes, socks, & pants, & put them in the trunk." We did this & got some looks & whistles in the meantime...hehe...
We drove back to my friends house in Claremore & her mother died laughing & took our muddy clothes & washed them. At about this time, my curfew is coming up, & I have to go home. Soooo....I just hopped in my car & drove.
I was driving a bit fast b/c I had no pants on & I just wanted to go home when I notice the lights behind me.
(Bear in mind, my father knows EVERY cop in this town.) So, the cop gets up to my window & says "License and Regis....where are your pants?" I say "at my friends house." He says "Why aren't they on your body?" So I say, "b/c they got all muddy!" So he says "where the hell are you going?" I said "To my house, I SWEAR!" & he says, "Drive faster." I said "I WAS TRYING!!" & he said "we won't mention this to your daddy. Nice gear shifter by they way." I said "Thanx Man!"
And drove home. *whew*
I'm retarded.