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Whiteclipse99 · 12-30-2002, 08:40 AM

Some friends were sitting at the bar talking about their
professions. The first guy says "I'm a Y.U.P.P.I.E., you know...
Young, Urban, Professional, Peaceful, Intelligent, Ecologist". The second guy says "I'm a D.I.N.K., you know... Double Income, No Kids." The third guy says, "I'm a R.U.B., you know... Rich, Urban, Biker." They turn to the woman and ask her, "What are you?'" She replies: "I'm a W.I.F.E., you know... Wash, Iron, Fetch, Etc." A second gal answers their question before they even ask it: B.I.T.C.H." What exactly is a *****?!? they ask in unison. "Babe In Total Control of Herself" So ladies, next time somebody calls you a "*****" SMILE ... and say "Thank You!!"

12-30-2002, 08:40 AM	#1
Whiteclipse99 4th Gear Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: York, Pa Age: 45 Posts: 952	*Ladies, it's ok to be a btch... Some friends were sitting at the bar talking about their professions. The first guy says "I'm a Y.U.P.P.I.E., you know... Young, Urban, Professional, Peaceful, Intelligent, Ecologist". The second guy says "I'm a D.I.N.K., you know... Double Income, No Kids." The third guy says, "I'm a R.U.B., you know... Rich, Urban, Biker." They turn to the woman and ask her, "What are you?'" She replies: "I'm a W.I.F.E., you know... Wash, Iron, Fetch, Etc." A second gal answers their question before they even ask it: B.I.T.C.H." What exactly is a *?!? they ask in unison. "Babe In Total Control of Herself" So ladies, next time somebody calls you a "***" SMILE ... and say "Thank You!!" __________________ Don't smoke too much, drink too much, eat too much or work too much. We're all on the road to the grave -- but there's no need to be in the passing lane. -- Robert Orben