Now this joke may be a little offensive to some...
Three men were stranded at sea. After several days of hunger and thirst, One man says..."I will slice a piece of my calf so we can all eat from it, Tonight we eat meat!"
All the men rejoiced.
A few days later, The men complain of being hungry. another man stands up and says..."I will slice a piece of my ass cheek so we can all eat from it, Tonight we will eat steak!"
All the men rejoiced.
A couple of days pass and the men, again, complained of hunger. The two men who gave meat were upset that the third guy hasn't given them anything to kill their hunger. After hours of discussion, the third guy stands up and pulls out his peepee. One of the guys says, "Yes, hotdog!" The third guy replies, "Hotdog my ass...Have some warm Milk and shut the Hell up!"
All the men rejoiced.