Finally a male blonde joke!
 

A blonde guy gets home early from work and hears strange noises coming
from the bedroom.. He rushes upstairs to find his wife naked on the
bed, sweating and panting.
"What's up?" he says.
"I'm having a heart attack," cries the woman.
He rushes downstairs to grab the phone, but just as he's dialing, his
4-year-old son comes up and says "Daddy! Daddy! Uncle Ted's hiding in
your closet and he's got no clothes on!"
The guy slams the phone down and storms upstairs into the bedroom,
past his screaming wife, and rips open the wardrobe door. Sure enough,
there is his brother, totally naked, cowering on the closet floor.
"You rotten bastard," says the husband, "my wife's having a heart
attack and you're running around naked scaring the kids!"

hahaha
not bad...

yah this wasn't one of my favorites that I've ever posted...but i chuckled a lil....and it's not often that you see a blonde male joke.:no:

i'm blonde....

lol....:D

as am i

lol... not bad:yes:



lol

something wrong with being white?...:paranoid:

I don't think the color of your skin matters....just the contents of your head.

Just throught Id throw in an old male blonde joke while we are at it:



Q: Why was the blonde's belly button sore?


A: Because her boyfriend was also blonde.



Not great but amusing nonetheless

lol to both of the jokes. and i'm not blond:rambo:

lol...that's good