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the penis talks
The Penis Talks
> > I, the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for > the following reasons: > -I do physical labor. > -I work at great depths. > -I plunge head first into everything I do. > -I do not get weekends or public holidays off. > -I work in a damp environment. I don't get paid > overtime. > -I work in a dark workplace that has poor > ventilation. > -I work in high temperatures. > -My work exposes me to contagious diseases. > > Dear Penis, > > After assessing your request, and considering the > arguments you have raised, the administration > rejects your request for the following reasons: > > -You do not work 8 hours straight. > -You fall asleep on the job after brief work > periods. > -You do not always follow the orders of the > management team. > -You do not stay in your designated area and are> often seen visiting other locations. > -You do not take initiative; you need to be > pressured and stimulated in order to start working. > -You leave the workplace rather messy at the end of > your shift. > -You don't always observe necessary safety > regulations, such as wearing the correct protective > clothing. > -You will retire well before you are 65. > -You are unable to work double shifts. > -You sometimes leave your designated work before you > have completed the assigned task. > -And if that were not all, you have been seen > constantly entering and exiting the workplace > carrying two suspicious looking bags. |
LMAO!!! Now thats funny Sh!t :D
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No double shifts huh?
sorry bout that |
lol that's hillarious :D
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Ahahaha, good stuff :D
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haha.. these entertaine me so much..
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lol, thats some funny ass shiz
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:D :D :D good one!
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LOL niceee:D
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lol :D
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ROFLMAO:D :D :D
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lol!!!
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What's so funny? I don't get it........................:D
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:D :D :D OMG can you e-mail that to me??? that is funny as hell:D :D
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