Canada vs America
 

This is the transcript of the ACTUAL radio conversation of a US Naval ship and the Canadians, off the coast of Newfoundland, Oct 95. The radio conversation was released by the Chief of Naval Operations 10-10-95.

Canadians:

Please divert your course 15 degrees to the South, to avoid a collision.

Americans:

Recommend you divert your course 15 degrees to the North, to avoid a collision.

Canadians:

Negative. You will have to divert your course 15 degrees to the South to avoid a collision.

Americans:

This is the Captain of a US Navy ship. I say divert YOUR course.

Canadians:

Negative. I say again, You will have to divert your course.

Americans:

THIS IS THE AIRCRAFT CARRIER USS LINCOLN. THE SECOND LARGEST SHIP IN THE

UNITED STATES ATLANTIC FLEET, WE ARE ACCOMPANIED BY THREE DESTROYERS,THREE CRUISERS, AND NUMEROUS SUPPORT VESSELS. I DEMAND THAT YOU CHANGE YOUR COURSE 15 DEGREES NORTH, I SAY AGAIN, THAT'S 15 DEGREES NORTH, OR COUNTERMEASURES WILL BE UNDERTAKEN TO ENSURE THE SAFETY OF THIS SHIP.



Canadians:


We are a lighthouse. Your call.

Americans: BOOOOOOOOOOM!!
Canadian: Hmm that's funny one minute I'm freezing my ass off now I'm burning my ass off.

That can't be a true transcript. There wasn't a single "eh" in there. :D

b

OMG, that was so damn funny :D Good one JP.

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the thing is that thise is true!!

:paranoid:

LOL wow...thats hilarous....;) :cool:

lol i remember that....little embarrasing for navy :rolleyes:

damn yakees
when will ya learn :D
jfwy! :yes:

LMFAO!!!
HAHAHAHA
omg that is great.
and spooge...i was about to say the same thing.

LOL that was way too funy:D

omg... i was laughing my ass off on the last american one.. then i read what canada said back.. hahahhahha