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mt.biker 08-13-2002 10:04 PM

i am canadian
 
> I AM CANADIAN
> (the canadian one is actually a commercial and is all true!)

Hey...
I'm not a lumberjack, or a fur trader...
and I don't live in an igloo, or eat blubber, or own a dogsled...
and I don't know Jimmy, Sally or Suzy from Canada,
although I'm certain they're really, really nice.
>
I have a Prime Minister, not a President.
I speak English & French, NOT American.
and I pronounce it 'ABOUT', NOT 'A BOOT'.

I can proudly sew my country's flag on my backpack.
I believe in peace keeping, NOT policing.
DIVERSITY, NOT assimilation,
AND THAT THE BEAVER IS A TRULY PROUD AND NOBLE ANIMAL.

A TOQUE IS A HAT, A CHESTERFIELD IS A COUCH, AND IT IS PRONOUNCED 'ZED' NOT 'ZEE', 'ZED'!!!
CANADA IS THE SECOND LARGEST LANDMASS!
THE FIRST NATION OF HOCKEY! AND THE BEST PART OF NORTH AMERICA!
MY NAME IS ROB!! AND I AM CANADIAN!!!!!!!!

ChrisCantSkate 08-13-2002 10:08 PM

do you own a maple tree farm?

ebpda9 08-13-2002 10:19 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by 4thGenlude
do you own a maple tree farm?


LMAO

Kyle 08-13-2002 11:44 PM

I dont 'really know anyone who pronounces about "A Boot"

Surfr 08-14-2002 05:32 AM

http://www.iam.ca/

Canada Kicks Ass :)

Mushroom 08-14-2002 08:09 AM

CKA! I've always spelled it "Touque", though.

My name is Jeff, and I am a Canadian.

TonitrusEN 08-15-2002 02:35 PM

Canada... Its like a loft apartment over a really great party...


JFWY NOT THE FACE NOT THE FACE IM TO PRETTY

Niacin 08-15-2002 04:26 PM

I was in Canada once for a couple of weeks...I couldn't get used to:

1. Nice people on the streets. This one blew my mind.
2. Really hot chicks. Like Cali girls, but nice. This one blew...I'll stop there.
3. Great weather in the summer.

The bit I didn't like was the 'queueing up for fries with vinegar' culture shock. But, I could get over that.

Max

ShEaNy 08-15-2002 06:21 PM

lol wow u guys got lots to learn ;) :rolleyes:

mt.biker 08-15-2002 10:26 PM

ya thats one thing i noticed in the US they dont use vinigar on their fries. you dont know what your missing!

well i'd say for girls. the grass is greener on the otherside of the hill. cali/hawaii girls are nicer then girls in the toronto area (i think anyways) but then again it could be because when i'm in the states i'm that canadian dude they saw the otherday.

Drunkalien 08-16-2002 02:57 AM

The girls in the toronto area aren't that great but as soon as u go out of the city a bit. Damn you find gold.

Surfr 08-16-2002 05:16 AM

I can fully recomend Alberta and BC girls :)

so why is it that I'm looking for work way out in New Brunswick... hmm I need to rethink my strategy ;)


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