durring a ride on a train
 

A train speeds away in a beautiful landscape. In one of the compartments are
4 people, sitting opposite to each other: a high-ranking general, a private and a middle-aged woman and her pretty, sexy daughter.
The ride is rather uneventful until the train enters a tunnel...complete darkness...and suddenly there is a loud slap!...When the train leaves the tunnel all passengers have indescribable looks on their faces, no one says a word...but here is what they think:

-the mother: I've brought up my daughter well - she knows how to handle insolent men

-the daughter: hmm.. my mom still seems to have a strong sex-appeal on men

-the general: damn, the private gets all the fun and I'm getting the beating

-the private: heh, in the next tunnel I'll slap him again

that is not even funny:no:

damn.. wheres clippy! ;)

tough crowd tonight

i think i got it

that's a pretty good joke
to those of you who don't get it...are THICK HEADED (demonstrates by pounding his head against the desk) :D

and btw...AHEM AHEM have we forgoten about our agreement? *taps foot on ground* YOU DO NOT POST JOKES I DO NOT POST NEWS.

*cough cough*
http://www.hondastyle.com/forums/sho...&threadid=6133
just evening things out :cool: only joke i'm going to post

HEY...you were gone. GONE!
And those are facts....not news. As people mentioned...this is nothign new to people.
Soooo...I believe that a +1 on the me posting something news regarding..eh

that looks like a news heading

they have two writters, the date and even the paper it was written in. but if you must post another piece of news feel free :bandit:

lol I was just fawkin wit ya
I don't give a rats ass...as long as you don't post my jokes...but it's easier since we get it from the same pool...so it's best to leave things da way dey r ei man

sounds good to me :)