Top Ten: Things That Sound Dirty at the Office But Aren't
 

10. I need to whip it out by 5!

9. Mind if I use your laptop?

8. Put it in my box before I leave.

7. If I have to lick one more, I'll gag!

6. I want it on my desk, NOW!

5. HMMMMMMMMMMM....I think it's out of fluid.

4. My equipment is so old it takes forever to finish.

3. It's an entry-level position.

2. When do you think you'll be getting off today?

1. It's not fair...I do all the work while he just sits there!

hahahahah nice!!! me likes

HAHA, these are funny :D

lol :D haha, i say #10 all the time here at work!!