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tightteg52 04-22-2002 02:16 PM

funny joke
 
An Irishman walks into a bar in Dublin, orders three pints of Guinness and sits in the back of the room, drinking a sip out of each one in turn. When he finishes them, he comes back to the bar and orders three more. The bartender approaches and tells him, “You know, a pint goes flat after I draw it, and it would taste better if you bought one at a time.”
The Irishman replies, “Well, you see, I have two brothers. One is in America, the other is in Australia, and I’m in Dublin. When we all left home, we promised that we’d drink this way to remember the days we drank together. So I drink one for each o’me brothers and one for me self.”
The bartender admits that this is a nice custom, and leaves it there.
The Irishman becomes a regular in the bar, and always drinks the same way:
He orders three pints and drinks them in turn.
One day, he comes in and orders two pints. All the other regulars take notice and fall silent. When he comes back to the bar for the second round, the bartender says, “I don’t want to intrude on your grief, but I wanted to offer my condolences on your loss.”
The Irishman looks quite puzzled for a moment, then a light dawns and he laughs.
“Oh, no, everybody’s just fine,” he explains, “It’s just that me wife had us join that Baptist Church and I had to quit drinking. But it hasn’t affected me brothers though.”

90civiclxryder 04-22-2002 05:29 PM

lol, thats good. this site has a lot of good jokes posted

mylittlecivic 04-22-2002 06:24 PM

hhahah! :D

94_AcCoRd_EX 04-22-2002 06:58 PM

Lol, someone just e-mailed me that joke :D

ebpda9 04-22-2002 07:19 PM

LMAO

DsBlu01CivEX 04-22-2002 08:03 PM

:D :D ha that's some good shiz right there. Nothing like bein Irish!!!! ;)

tightteg52 04-24-2002 07:54 PM

i love them irish!!

juvenile 04-24-2002 08:05 PM

lol yeah that is good! :D

tightteg52 04-24-2002 08:06 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by juvenile
lol yeah that is good! :D

takes a bow thank you thank you!! hehe

NooNz 04-24-2002 08:08 PM

haha...amazing....ahh needed a good laugh!...ahaha

LudeBitch 04-24-2002 08:09 PM

that was pretty damn funny :D


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