My neighbor...
 

Is totally a serial killer. I have no proof...but I'm seriously suspicious. He leaves his windows open all night and he stays up at all hours. Not abnormal, but through the open window I hear all sorts of weird yelps and strange sounds. It's possible that he has Tourette's but he also talks to himself and to his computer. I wish I had audio recordings so you could understand what I mean. It's creepy. Aside from that, he's always out in his backyard (they have a double lot, so the backyard is really big) at all hours of the night with a shop light...you know, the type of light that has 2 bulbs on a stand. I can hear him digging at roughly 10pm and, on occassion, running a chainsaw at roughly the same time of the night. Did I mention he's easily well into his 30's and still lives with an overbearing mother? Yeah...that too.

If you see me on the news some time soon saying something like "I always wondered about his collection of little shoes", don't be surprised. Ok...I made that last part up a little...but don't be surprised if 60 Minutes comes knocking down my door.

throw a waterballoon in his window... or spray it with a hose... waterballoon is easier to do a run and hide though. maybe go over and tell him you know whats going on your into the same thing to just see whats up? ha maybe not

hahahaha, waterbollon ftw!

lol waterbollon... sorry ben its too easy

Water balloons aren't really an option. It's a second story window and my throwing arm is...well...what throwing arm? Besides...if he really does have something like Tourette's how fast would I be going to hell? Hahaha.

pfft hell... overrated

hey my roomate is a total serial killer! shes going to tomohawk me i just know it.

lol.. Sounds creepy Steve. It definately sounds like something off of one of those lifetime movies. haha

Actually...it feels more like "The Burbs". Holy shit...I love that movie.

And Anna...you know what'd be ironic since your roommate is indian...grab that bow you hit her with and shoot her with an arrow before she can use the tomohawk.:D

This made me laugh till I couldnt breathe....


Steve....you really think you dont have a one way ticket already?:liar:

its called a slingshot steve. find to sturdy trees and bam.

those chocolate easter eggs with the creamy filling make a hell of a bang when shot outta a three man slingshot.

so i hear

No go...my backyard is relatively treeless.

Thats the name of the Movie I was trying to think of! I couldn't remember the name. lol

oranges make a loud thump and leave a nice sticky citrus coat all over whatever it hits

so i hear

Make a water balloon launcher that pressurizes air from a leaf blower then make it into an full-auto launcher. FTW