Dear Red Hot Chili Peppers,
 

Please. for the love of god, stop writing songs about California. I know you're from California and all...but it's wearing thin. Ok...to be fair, it wore thin years ago. First there was "Under The Bridge" which heavily referenced L.A., and then Californication, and now there's Dani California. What he fuck? Seriously? You'd have to really sit around and think of ways to fit "California" into all of those song. Just stop. You haven't written a cool song since "Fight Like A Brave"...I don't care what anyone says. Knock it off, you one note hacks.

They will do it Steve.. Just for you.

i loved song 6 on the new album. whole thing is pretty good imo.

let them sing about Ohio :D

They get mad mad props for having the Mars Volta open for them

You going to that Dave?

You knows it. Got two tickets on the floor, row 48 or something?

Oh right on. That's goign to be a good show. I'll be jerking it. So think of me jerking it when you see them play! hahaha

with you crazy canooks everything is possible :D

That line, the one waaayyy behind you...

It got crossed 17 years ago. I just haven't backpedaled.

The great thing is, now that the seed has been planted, you know the second the band hits the stage that thought will pop into your head. I can see it now...standing in a crowd full of people, fist in the air screaming "damn you Derek!".

I so hope that happens.

I don't. Which means I have to get really drunk a few times before that to forget.

you won't

Not if you assholes keep bumping this post...

hahahah you know you love us :)

man that really did tick you off!

No. Dave can't stay mad at me. He loves me.