The excited southerner gets beat by a Honda
 

I know this kill may not be all that impressive but its worth tellin.
So i line up at the Red with an ol'skool camaro, ahead of us 2 miles of open country road. Roll down the window
Me: W'sup man, is that a V8?
Redneck: Yup, Fave leeter, wut 'baut you?
Me: Just a four banger, you wanna go?
Redneck:You got it man
I stay quiet while our kid rock wannabe guns his engine right before the green. My clutch is gone so he instantly jumps like 2 cars on me, but once i engage i blow past him im at the top of second bottom of third. I stop at the bottom of 5th (about 105mph) and he is way behind. I presumed that he didnt even try and just went about my day. Few days later he sees me at the DMV
Redneck: You Drav uh black honduh?
Me: yeah.....
Redneck: Remembur me, tha brown Z28 on S.R.46
Me: Oh yeah, w'sup
Redneck: Dang that thang iz fayast, whut did you hit the NATROUS??? :confused:
Me: hehe, nah man naturally aspirated 4.
Redneck:Aww c'mon you had to have! theres no way! i tried to catch up and couldnt evun tuch yah. :no:
Me:Watch out man, us Jap 4 bangers are comin up.
--Priceless:cool:

Sweet dude..


keep up the good work! :yes:

Sounds like you had a nice kill. :)

that is funny as hell....good kill bro....

rednecks are hillarious! :D
4banger lol hahahhaha :D

Ha ha that is some funny shit! I always try to roll on camaros and shit! too much fun! I have a buddy with a 84 old school V6! I always rape him!

im pretty sure i know EXACTLY which camaro you are talking about do0d.....ive beat the hell outta him too. with a SOHC NOTEC D16! good stuff i tell you, good stuff.