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This was posted by a guy on one of the motorcycle forums. I thought it was funny so I'll post it here. Only in KY...

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Well it was about mid March when I started riding my bicycle and motorcycle and the police were out as usual. On one of my bicycle rides there was a cop parked on the right shoulder against traffic close to the turn around point in my ride. So being polite I waved but really never looked up cause I was going between him and the road. He stayed there the whole time I could see him but something wasn't right . The next day I'm on my ride and I see him again same spot but backed in a field access...so I wave again then I look to see if he waves back. Prick....is what I'm thinking .....don't you have any manners.......who raised you some of these I never spank my children commie's. So I pedal home faster caused this fueled a fire in me. When I get home from the ride I need some groceries so I head out on the bike pretty much back to where I seen this cop.......so I take it easy going by him. But when I glance at him .....and I swear to what ever higher being you pray to ........the dude was a dummy dressed like a cop. Next time I saw him on my bike route I stopped and took a good look at him..........I laughed my a$$ off for days and still do when I see him. One Sat a buddy of mine stopped by for a bicycle ride so we drink a few beers and went for the ride. Sure enough at the turn around there was the fake cop parked with traffic on the right. So me and my buddy stop and act like were asking him for directions.......were pointing like down this way or that way.

lol that actually does a good job of slowing down the traffic. UK has used this for years.

I heard they do it in the south too

thats funy! cheaper for them too

I like that the dummy is wearing mirror glasses and has a mustache... talk about accuracy... lol

That was the best part.. You know when you ride by the dummy on a bicycle and you don't realize that he is a dummy, you've done a good job at dressing him up. :D

hahaha i remeber finding cop cars parked on the side of the road with no one in em, we let the air out of all the tires once back in middle school

I have actually seen that in Midland, Texas. Not that exact one, but the same idea.

i think they forgot the doughnut ;)

That shit is all over the place when I was in Houston.

Try riding the HOV with a blow-up doll..... My friend did and he got caught. The cops laughed their asses off and let him go with a warning instead......:bandit:

HOV = high occupancy vehicle lane

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Originally posted by Kalvin
HOV = high occupancy vehicle lane

Exactly. Otherwise known as the "carpool lane".

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Originally posted by GT40FIED
Exactly. Otherwise known as the "carpool lane".

i had no idea what a HOV was either lol
yeah they use that method here in florida a lot, the dummy and all....it sucks ass lol

oh :D We don't have any of those in Maine or anywhere near here.. Probably closest place would be Boston..