How To Speak About Men And Be Politically Correct
 

1. He does not have a BEER GUT - He has developed a LIQUID GRAIN STORAGE FACILITY.
2. He is not a BAD DANCER - He is OVERLY CAUCASIAN.
3. He does not GET LOST ALL THE TIME - He INVESTIGATES ALTERNATIVE DESTINATIONS.
4. He is not BALDING - He is in FOLLICLE REGRESSION.
5. He is not a CRADLE ROBBER - He prefers GENERATIONAL DIFFERENTIAL RELATIONSHIPS
6. He does not get FALLING-DOWN! DRUNK -He becomes ACCIDENTALLY HORIZONTAL.
7. He does not act like a TOTAL ASS - He develops a case of RECTAL-CRANIAL INVERSION.
8. He is not a MALE CHAUVINIST PIG - He has SWINE EMPATHY.
9. He is not afraid of COMMITMENT - He is MONOGAMOUSLY CHALLENGED
10. He is not HORNY - He is SEXUALLY FOCUSED.
11. Its not his crack you see hanging out of his pants....It is MALE CLEAVAGE

He is OVERLY CAUCASIAN,lmao

Wow, i should have a shirt with these sayings! LOL

"5. He is not a CRADLE ROBBER - He prefers GENERATIONAL DIFFERENTIAL RELATIONSHIPS"

"6. He does not get FALLING-DOWN! DRUNK -He becomes ACCIDENTALLY HORIZONTAL"

:cool:

Re: How To Speak About Men And Be Politically Correct
 

:toofunny: :toofunny:
I can't decide which is more true..this or the Women's list.

male cleavage? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Funny stuff!

i wonder if politicians talk like that:o