HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT WOMEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT: (new 2004 version)
 

1. She is not a BABE or a CHICK - She is a BREASTED PERSON.
2. She is not a SCREAMER or MOANER - She is VOCALLY APPRECIATIVE.
3. She is not EASY - She is HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE.
4. She is not DUMB - She is a DETOUR OFF THE INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY.
5. She has not BEEN AROUND - She is a PREVIOUSLY ENJOYED COMPANION.
6. She is not an AIRHEAD - She is REALITY IMPAIRED.
7. She does not get DRUNK or TIPSY - She gets CHEMICALLY INCONVENIENCED.
8. She does not have BREAST IMPLANTS - She is MEDICALLY ENHANCED.
9. She does not NAG YOU - She becomes VERBALLY REPETITIVE.
10. She is not a SLUT - She is SEXUALLY EXTROVERTED.
11. She does not have MAJOR LEAGUE HOOTERS - She is PECTORALLY SUPERIOR.
12. She is not a TWO-BIT WHORE - She is a LOW COST PROVIDER.

i was thinking something serious for some reason when i first clicked(probobly cause my last class was how political correctness has removed professionalism in the world), but these are a good laugh.

lol

Re: HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT WOMEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT: (new 2004 version)
 

:toofunny: :toofunny:

haha, we girls know what guys say we dont need them to cover it up with 'politically correct terms haha