Phone + Girlfriend + Need to take a crap
 

Its had to have happened to someone. Youre talking to your girl, and suddenly, you HAVE to take a shit. What to say ? shes a girly girl and ive been with her for like a month. We are REALLLY close and committed and all that, but i dont wanna be like 'hey baby lemme go take a dump right fast' but i dont like saying 'lemme call you back i dont know why' either


Ideas ? Stories ?

man I used to have this gf that would go to the bathroom while we were on the phone. I could hear her pissing.
I always thought that was a little strange..so I dont recommend doing that.

Just call her back later in the day. Say someone needs to use the phone/youre battery is low/bad connection/whatever you can think of. Take your 2 and call her back in an hr so its like you were busy.

flush it and tell her you were in the office ;) sometimes i even take my laptop there

^^^ porn on laptop + bathroom = good times for stefan

i go to HS while im on the john lol
no but really I didnt care when my girl would use the restroom while we are on the phone, hey she was comfortable with me right? but taking a shit isn another story, I' justy be like "hey baby I need to take a dump lemme call ya back quickly" simple as that you're human, she should understand

I'm actually with Darin. Man...she's gonna find out you take shits sooner or later. I'd just flat out tell her "can I call ya right back? I gotta run to the bathroom real quick.". You avoid being too graphic but you get your point across.

im taking a shit right now,lol j/k

yeah,i agree with shards.
She's human,She too knows what its like to have to deficate.

edit: don't say "right back." You never know what kind of shits you may run into. :no: I agree with those above who say y ou should be open about it, my boyfriend just says "hey babe, i gotta shiit, i'll be thinkin of you!" and off he goes. It's normal. Not quite enticing, but normal.

Wooo that was good for a laugh hehe.

^ haahaha.

i just say hey someone else needs the phone give me 20 min.

i was thinking the same thing too.

Don't say anything... just do it. Be sure to let out a huge fart and yell out "omg it stinks!"

:toofunny:

*shrugs, we've been together for over a year so I don't think this shit thing is that big of a deal, unless, he stinks my bathroom up without telling me and so I walk into the mess whiles he's laughing. See, that's disturbing.

if shes really girly juts dont be grapic . say I really gota use the rest room I'll call you right back