Chinese Sick Leave -- I Not Come Work Today!!!
 

Hung Chow calls in to work and says, "Hey, boss I not come work today, I really sick. I got headache, stomach ache and my legs hurt I not come work."

The boss says, "You know Hung Chow, I really need you today. When I feel like this I go to my wife and tell her give me sex. That makes everything better and I go work. You try that."

Two hours later Hung Chow calls again: "Boss, I do what you say and I feel great. I be at work soon You got nice house.

someone emailed it to me and i thought it was good

hahahaha

Nice! :D

lmao!! that was great

lol:D

Hahahahah.

Hahahahaha....stereotypes are grrrrrrreat!

That's a good one!

Yes, yes indeed they are. Me like them.

Hey, I'm Greek and most people know what their stereotype is. Soooooo....why not.

BTW, anyone know the motto of the Greek Army?

Never leave your friends behind.

Bwaahahahahaa

Heehehehehehehe! Good one!

Chinese man say "man who make love to car have hot rod" ;)

LMAO

lol hot rod! my sister always said "confucious once say man standing on tiolet seat high on pot" or something like that