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Request from the Penis
The Penis Talks
I, the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons: -I do physical labor. -I work at great depths. -I plunge head first into everything I do. -I do not get weekends or public holidays off. -I work in a damp environment. I don't get paid overtime. -I work in a dark workplace that has poor ventilation. -I work in high temperatures. -My work exposes me to contagious diseases. Dear Penis, After assessing your request, and considering the arguments you have raised, the administration rejects your request for the following reasons: -You do not work 8 hours straight. -You fall asleep on the job after brief work periods. -You do not always follow the orders of the management team. -You do not stay in your designated area and are> often seen visiting other locations. -You do not take initiative; you need to be pressured and stimulated in order to start working. -You leave the workplace rather messy at the end of your shift. -You don't always observe necessary safety regulations, such as wearing the correct protective clothing. -You will retire well before you are 65. -You are unable to work double shifts. -You sometimes leave your designated work before you have completed the assigned task. -And if that were not all, you have been seen constantly entering and exiting the workplace carrying two suspicious looking bags. |
Hehe :D
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ahahahahhhaAHHHSH!ThAtsfuNNyhahAHHAha
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REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEPOST :nana:
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my bad... I haven't been on HS since the dawn of time like you have;) |
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thanks for the laugh |
LOL
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lol thanks for the laugh I needed that..
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but good stuff though |
My penis just grunts and moans all the damn time...
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lmao i havent seen the post.
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