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Rob	02-08-2003 12:30 PM

Funeral Planning (joke).

A well-known cardiologist died and was given an elaborate funeral. A huge heart covered in flowers stood behind the casket during the service.

Following the eulogy, the heart opened, and the casket rolled inside. The heart then closed, sealing the doctor in the beautiful heart forever.

At that point one of the mourners burst into laughter.

When confronted, he said "I'm sorry, I was just thinking of my own funeral --I'm a gynecologist."

At that point, the proctologist fainted.

:D

ChrisCantSkate

02-08-2003 12:36 PM

bahahahha

ifeldwn02

02-08-2003 03:14 PM

lamo
id like like to those lips close:crazy:

ebpda9

02-08-2003 03:43 PM

LMAO

RU_Teg

02-08-2003 03:52 PM

lol:D :crazy:

juvenile

02-08-2003 09:56 PM

If someone could explain what each of those proffesions meant I would get the joke...until then...I'm lost :crazy:

94_AcCoRd_EX

02-09-2003 02:39 AM

LOL, that's a good one :D Lots of good jokes tonight

Sol's Eye

02-09-2003 01:18 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by juvenile
If someone could explain what each of those proffesions meant I would get the joke...until then...I'm lost :crazy:

Cardiologist: Heart doctor
Gynecologist: Doctor of...women's...parts...and stuff.
Proctologist: Butt doctor.

Funny stuff, btw. :D

DsBlu01CivEX

02-09-2003 08:09 PM

hehe good one Rob:yes:

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