why not to have a convo like this (jokes)
 

Wife: What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?
Husband: Definitely not!
Wife: Why not - don't you like being married?
Husband: Of course I do.
Wife: Then why wouldn't you remarry?
Husband: Okay, I'd get married again.
Wife: You would? (with a hurtful look on her face).
Husband: (makes audible groan).
Wife: Would you sleep with her in our bed?
Husband: Where else would we sleep?
Wife: Would you replace my pictures with hers?
Husband: That would seem like the proper thing to do.
Wife: Would she use my golf clubs?
Husband: No, she's left-handed.
Wife: - - - silence - - -
Husband: Shit.

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LMAO! That is hilarious.

lol

hahaha.. thats good

hahahahahha

LMAO just like a typical male

:yes: :yes: :yes: :D :D :D

That's was great! :D

hahaha, sweet

:Owned:

LOL

AHAHAHAHHA! Thats great.

whoops....:loco:

lol, funny

hahah LOL (really)

lol thats awesome