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Accord Man 01-05-2003 03:44 PM

Kinda Makes You Think ..
 
In case you need further proof that the human race is doomed because of stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods.

On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. (and that's the only time I have to work on my hair).

On a bag of Fritos: ..You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. details inside. (the shoplifter special)?

On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (and that would be how???....)

On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (but, it's "just" a suggestion).

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down."(well...duh, a bit late, huh)!

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:"Product will be hot after heating." (...and you thought????...)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (but wouldn't this save me more time?)

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine:"Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)

On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (and...I'm taking this because???....)

On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (as opposed to...what?)

On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)

On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (talk about a news flash)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?)

On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly."

I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for
this one:

On a Swedish chainsaw:"Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals."
(...was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)

Rob 01-05-2003 03:46 PM

I've read those before....sometimes the obvious can't be seen by the stupid....

94_AcCoRd_EX 01-05-2003 03:49 PM

OMG those are good :D

The last one cracks me up. :D

firstgeardude 01-05-2003 04:02 PM

the airline peanuts one is good:yes:

ChrisCantSkate 01-05-2003 04:13 PM

bahahah.... genitals

juvenile 01-05-2003 04:42 PM

Everytime I read that it cracks me up...hehe :D

pdiggitydogg 01-05-2003 04:42 PM

yep...we're pretty stoopid:loco:

a96710 01-05-2003 04:52 PM

lol...those are good

ebpda9 01-05-2003 06:27 PM

LMAO

Kyle 01-05-2003 06:30 PM

lol

mt.biker 01-05-2003 07:26 PM

I noticed all those are American products... must be because of the legal system down there... you all know what i'm talking about.

Sol's Eye 01-05-2003 10:14 PM

OMG, that last one is hilarious. When people start trying to stop chainsaw blades period, much less with their GENITALS you know the race is doomed. :loco:


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