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msvtec14 08-27-2002 10:32 AM

fAvOrItE pOsIsTiOn?! :)
 
I'm not a perverse person or anything but we've already touched base on the whole penis size topic. So, I thought this might be a fun topic. What's everyone's favorite posistion?

incubus86 08-27-2002 10:34 AM

Bow wow, doggie style.
:yes:

TonitrusEN 08-27-2002 10:41 AM

What he said MISSY empty your PM box or ill cry :P

msvtec14 08-27-2002 10:41 AM

You know...I think that's a lot of guys favorite. I think it makes them feel more manly because they could just go at it hands free if they wanted to. But, at the same time be totally in control.

incubus86 08-27-2002 10:45 AM

not getting to graphic, but with doggie, you can give a reach around and double click the mouse so to speak:eek:

msvtec14 08-27-2002 10:57 AM

:D again. LMAO. That's true. You can pull the girls hair too. (ON HER HEAD)

TonitrusEN 08-27-2002 10:58 AM

Im not 100% sure but i think im going to hell for reading this thread rofl

Kyle 08-27-2002 10:59 AM

lol

msvtec14 08-27-2002 11:03 AM

Well, if you think that you're going to hell for reading this thread then where am I going for starting it?

incubus86 08-27-2002 11:06 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by msvtec14
Well, if you think that you're going to hell for reading this thread then where am I going for starting it?

oooooooOOOOO
I know where you are going...You're just doing research for your next sleep over.;) ;) ;) ;)

TonitrusEN 08-27-2002 11:10 AM

Seattle? :yes:

msvtec14 08-27-2002 11:19 AM

Damn it. Now I feel like the blind kid in musical chairs :) now that you guys are onto my sleepover research. Shiiity. I'm not really sure that the blind kid analogy really made sense but I just wanted to use it because I thought it was funny. Breaking into the liquor cabinet and using the conclusions of my research.

TonitrusEN 08-27-2002 11:22 AM

Ive heard one like that "Blind kid in musical chairs" but it was "Fat ***** in Dodge Ball"

incubus86 08-27-2002 11:26 AM

out like a boner in sweatpants!:D

TonitrusEN 08-27-2002 11:28 AM

omg satan called.. your going to hell tommorrow dead or not

incubus86 08-27-2002 11:33 AM

take me i'm ready. He wouldn' t be able to handle me.

I'm out like a paraplegic in twister.:bandit: :o

Kyle 08-27-2002 11:33 AM

lol

TonitrusEN 08-27-2002 11:36 AM

AHAHAHA

Ok Satan called again, he says hi... and also he says your giving him nightmares..

msvtec14 08-27-2002 11:46 AM

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH HAAAAAA HAAAAAAA. Boner in sweatpants. The worst ever. When I was about 16, I used to work the morning shift at Dunkin Donuts and all these men would come in rocking morning wood and they were pitching some SERIOUS sweatpant tents! I used to make up all these ring toss jokes involving the donuts and everyone would get all uncomfortable. In Van Wilder, "If he's here, who's running hell". Write that down.

incubus86 08-27-2002 11:50 AM

One morning at the local Dunkin dounuts:

Missy - "Plainnig on going camping?"
Customer - "NO, why do you ask?"
Missy - "Cause I can see you pitched a tent....here are your dounuts, have nice day."
Customer - (deer in the headlights look)
Missy - "Tool"


:D :D :D :D :D

ebpda9 08-27-2002 11:53 AM

LMAO. i think some of us are missing some screws ;)

i got a bone
and you can chew it
if u like it doggy style
baby we can do it
woof like a dog ;)

TonitrusEN 08-27-2002 11:55 AM

LOL

Quote:

Remember Wilder, Apathy is the glove into which evil slides its hand!

Quote:

I'll write that down..

msvtec14 08-27-2002 11:59 AM

"Excuse me sir, please do NOT point to the type of donut you would like with THAT!" :D Yup, I definitely have some screws lose and I need some sort of TOOL to correct it. :D :crazy:

TonitrusEN 08-27-2002 12:01 PM

*scratches hsi head and starts to say something, but stops... thinks for a while.... starts to say something again... stops...* I... M...oh screw it

incubus86 08-27-2002 12:01 PM

i don't think it will ever end.:no:

ebpda9 08-27-2002 12:02 PM

me neither.

incubus86 08-27-2002 12:02 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by TonitrusEN
...oh screw it

that would fix it...

msvtec14 08-27-2002 12:10 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by incubus86


that would fix it...


What, the tool box??!! :D What will never end guys? I've just been sitting here laughing for the past 10min. How does this happen? I want to play twister now too. I don't think that's appropriate to do in a banking environment. SLIP and SLIDES rule. I'm going to buy one today.

incubus86 08-27-2002 12:13 PM

strip twister is a great "twist"

TonitrusEN 08-27-2002 12:13 PM

OMG i wish i was in connecticut slip and slides are cool... but you use muscles in slip and slide you never knew you had... last time i did that i hurt for 2 days

incubus86 08-27-2002 12:17 PM

maybe its the fact that you run fast, dive and land on your body repeatedly...;)

TonitrusEN 08-27-2002 12:19 PM

hmmm no that wouldnt make any sense


beating the hell out of your body woudlnt do that :rolleyes:

msvtec14 08-27-2002 12:20 PM

Strip twister? You might see a little too much up close with that? What if you were playing and you had some dude's grundle all up in your face. I'd even be a little grossed out by that one. Crocodile Miles are fun too. Those are the slip and slides with the pool at the end. Yeah, I've discover a better way to slip and slide. On a tube. Those things whip down it too. I'm having a ripper on Fri and I'm seriously considering setting that up now.

TonitrusEN 08-27-2002 12:24 PM

wtf is a ripper?

incubus86 08-27-2002 12:25 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by TonitrusEN
wtf is a ripper?
party maybe?

TonitrusEN 08-27-2002 12:26 PM

What i thought, but never heard it called that before

incubus86 08-27-2002 12:30 PM

never know...they maybe a little weird up there in new england.

TonitrusEN 08-27-2002 12:30 PM

Shes gonna kill you :)

incubus86 08-27-2002 12:33 PM

did you forget that hell doesn't frighten me and I give satan nightmares...you had the conversation with him....:bandit:

msvtec14 08-27-2002 12:38 PM

Yes, a ripper is a huge party. I'm having a sleepover on Friday.

TonitrusEN 08-27-2002 12:39 PM

Quote:

Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned

msvtec14 08-27-2002 12:49 PM

I'm not a scorn woman.

TonitrusEN 08-27-2002 12:52 PM

okie then =D

mt.biker 08-27-2002 01:14 PM

doggie is alot of fun and it makes it alot easier to get her off too.. you can "double click" and hit the g-spot w00t w00t that way she'll be cuming back for more WRITE THAT DOWN!

or you can try guy seated girl riding him.. .thats fun to

incubus86 08-27-2002 01:21 PM

amen biker - amen

mt.biker 08-27-2002 01:33 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by incubus86
amen biker - amen

*bows*

so incubus you know what i'm talking about then?

Or heres another, take her to the bathroom ripped off her pants and panties and do her on teh sink. My ex went crazy the two times we did it there. Got all these nail marks on my back (no she wasn't fighting me off) but i still dont know why she did that.. it happened both times to. weird huh

msvtec14 08-27-2002 01:36 PM

YOU'RE ALL GOING TO HELL SINNERS! Why are you talking about this kind of stuff?? WTF? just kidding. The shower is always a fun time.

incubus86 08-27-2002 01:36 PM

you got her sittin up on the sink or bent over it...obivousy with nails in your back she is sittin...*ponders*

TonitrusEN 08-27-2002 01:42 PM

all this talk of sex has made me hungry.... mmmmm corndogs....

mt.biker 08-27-2002 01:42 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by incubus86
you got her sittin up on the sink or bent over it...obivousy with nails in your back she is sittin...*ponders*

she was seated facing me with her back agaisnt the mirror..we was face to face.. know what i mean?

anyways she loved it and always wanted to go back to "sink" well it was only for speical occations when she wasn't being a *****.

why is it that girls seem to be able to get out of doing any of the work?


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