Geez is this what we really have to look forward to?
 

The 5 stages of a woman's life:
1. To grow up.
2. To fill out.
3. To slim down.
4. To hold it in.
5. To hell with it.

:D
At least theres some good things that happen in between!!

yep it looks like it

Re: Geez is this what we really have to look forward to?
 

Thats kind of funny
where did you get that?

:D good stuff.

Re: Geez is this what we really have to look forward to?
 

If those are supposed to be the 5 stages of my life, man I got jipped on stage 2. Sure I filled out places (places I didn't want to fill out), but what the heck happend to my boobs?:eek: Geez, no filling out there, hehe!

lol

Wow.........that just blew the whole aura of feminine mystery out of the water!
Now I understand women much better.......now to just figure out a way to put it to use!

Don't forget you can fit excersize in between a number or two so as to delay the onset of the next number on the list!:D

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I'm sure its ok. Everyone grows differently. Some small and some big. No biggie!
:D

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My old neighbor from when I lived in Hawaii sent it to me. I thought it was funny myself.

Told ya erin! Some guys like girls with small boobs...those would be your guys who like big asses or long legs....You just need to find one of those guys!

And I'm speedin right through life. I'm already on stage 4. that is unless of course we can bounce back and forth between stages. God I hope not!

I'm the president of the Itty Bitty Titty Committee!!!!:D

Youre a guy...I'd hope you wouldnt have big boobs!!! I hate seein guys with bigger boobs than me....And I am by no means small cheasted!!!!

LMAO!
Too bad I can't be on Incubus' commitee ;) ;)

Julie you and I can start our own comittee...

boobs (mmmm):D :D

I think i filled out too much in that department:rolleyes:

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i know what you mean :paranoid: oh well :rolleyes:

It's nice to know I'm not the only one Honda_Gurl! :)

enough said...:yes:

:D I wasn't saying I had boobs! I'm a guy, and if I did have a set of knockers I'd work out like crazy! Well, I work out now, but I don't have a rack........I meant I'm more of a B or C type guy versus a D......but I'm happy with whatever comes my way! hehe

I like hand fulls. If it takes 2 hands to hold 1, its too big. If 1 doesnt fill a hand, its too small. Thats how I go about it, I have to test them out, looks can be decieving. ;)

oOoOoOoOoOoh boy!
;)

I've actually heard that from my guy friends. So I know there are more guys out there that think like you. Guess I'm gonna have to stop lookin for tall guys and just look for guys with bigger hands! :D

:D :D ;)

Yeah right D! You'll always have a thing for tall guys. We need to go to more basketball games!

thats so funny cause i've heard that from other guys too. i guess not all guys love huge boobs :D i would say i've got a handfull, so i guess that's at least a good thing ;)

I guess that would make me the vice president....LMAO!!!!!!!!

Hey you know what they say about guys with big hands............;)

...they have lots of fun with themselves :D

I actually prefer "petite" breasts over extremely large breasts usually...it's all about the nice stomach and nice legs/ass;)

LMAO.. just give them time alone

yeah i don't like big breasts either, like the ones if they will hit you will knock you unscouncious (spelling???);)

It's not like I'm Dolly Parton huge or anything...but if a guy's lookin for a hand full then I can't be datin a guy with small hands! And yes Erin we do need to check out more Basketball games.:D ;)

I'm already a memeber!:D

Yea, but they have already proven that wrong with you. :D :D :D j/k

Its really not about the size of the breast for me, I kinda like whats at the end of them. But thats me, breasts arent a big thing really. DONT GET ME WRONG, they are nice to have but im more of an eye man. I love sexy, seductive eyes. mmmmmm :yes:

I've always noticed that my right arm has always been stronger than my left. I wonder why....:rolleyes:

"I've always noticed that my right arm has always been stronger than my left. I wonder why...."

Is that so... Must spend alot of time alone huh?

Why is it that guys are more than willing to share that with everyone! All my guy friend do too! Honestly, I don't really want to know!! :no: :D

why aren't more girls willing to share that with everyone?!? it's free fun...

That's the real question!!!!

There is an older lady that I work with that'll tell ya that she mastrubates if you really want to hear a female say that she does. For chicks that's sort of a taboo subject. It doesn't sound right comin out of a chicks mouth. I dunno....oh and Rob, you could have made your post like a sentence in length by saying "As long as the girl is proportioned correctly and looks good....IT'S ALL GOOD BABY" or something to that effect. You ramble just like me!

out here in 'krazy kali' it's not such a taboo subject for girls to talk about... not that i've noticed anyway. it's actually a relief to hear women talk about that, and on certain levels arousing... because it's always been taboo. not only that, but there seems to be a growing trend for females to be just as openly nasty as guys always have been...:D i swear kids these days have no morals whatsoever;)j/k but i remember back when i was a youngster, the first time i heard any of my friends talking about jerking off, i was like "what a bunch of weirdos!!" now, they're still wierd, but for entirely different reasons. :yes:

Ok, I work at the same place you do and how come I don't know about this? Who is it?...do share

And I also am wondering why, even if a guy has a gf or wife, that they still jerk off. Aren't we enough?

:rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: and they wanna how guys got their bad reputations

I always tried to give the guys the benefit of the doubt.. but thanks Rob! You showed me the light!!!

Erin, you guessed who it was right away already at work. and if i type her name in here it means nothing to the people on here other than us cuz they don't know her.

and I say let the guys mastrubate. Cuz if we "allow" them to do that then we get to do what we want without hearin them b**ch about it. Gotta make it a give and take relationship.

thats why i put "allowed" in the quotes. I was sorta doin it as a joke. and some guys wouldn't like the fact that i go dancing every friday night...they could b*tch about that or the fact that I go shopping or to car shows if they aren't into that.....there could be a multitude of things that a potential bf of mine could b*tch at me for if he didn't like it.

ok..out of those 5 stages of the women's lives i don't seem to get 3 of it..mayb its cus im not female....sigh* :pukey