Why your finally goign to wack off for the first time:rolleyes:

what i dont get your post black?

HE means that you're finally going to jack off instead of having sexw ith some girl...

any suggestions for a new topic. i cant think of one.

Hmmm...have you guyys ever had a girl try to jack you off but didn't get you off??

No...not once. That always seems to do the trick.

I dunno GT, some girls just don't get how to do it.

Strange story here... once my ex wanted to see exactly how far up it would shoot if I laid on my back while she jacked me off. I really didn't like the idea but went along with it anyway because she went along with some of my ideas, so whatever. Anyway, it took forever because I wasn't really into it. She had to keep going back and using her mouth because it just wasn't working with the hand. I don't come easily. ;)

Hard to please kinda guy... :yes:

guys are easie to please when they are in the mood. but as for your question, no. actually they always have managed so far. there been times were i would start to jack off and then quit before i got off becuase i got side tracked.

have you had the problem were a guy couldnt get you off?

LMAO!!! :D :D :D :D :D

What gets you sidetracked from getting off???

^That's what I'd like to know. I'm 100% focused while doin the do.

OK, heres another question. Who in here has ever been woken up via blowjob? I know I have, and its one of the greatest ways to get up (pun haha:bandit:). Well, once I got one, and after I was done, I got up and got her some listerine before we went back to sleep... just thought it'd be another interesting story... I can't stand cumbreath:pukey .

That's nasty... :pukey

Do you speak from experience?? :confused: :cool: ;) :D

Jfwy Wren.........

No...I haven't any blow job experience...which is why I thought it was kinda nasty...

:rolleyes: :eek: :rolleyes:

Meaning I can't stand it when a girl has cumbreath... damn yall have been on my case lately, can't say a damn thing without someone being a smart:moon:...

Dude...if your splooge smells enough that it's on her breath then maybe it's time to rethink your diet.

So you are saying you can't smell it on a girls breath after you blow in her mouth? I'd say either

a) she wasn't laying right next to you, breathing on you
b) you liked it so it didn't bother you
c) its been so long, you can't remember if it smelled or not

well, which one is it?;)

Ummm...none of the above. My proverbial shit don't stink.

:kiss: :nana:

I love getting woken up that way. Not much better. It's happened more than a few times. Greatest 10 hours ever though was getting 2 at night and woken up with one the next morning. Damn that girl loved her oral. I miss her.

lol. nice. i have only been woken up to have sex.

Ahhh, but the question is, have you ever woken up in the middle of sex? My one ex and I, whenever we slept in the same bed, we would have some sex and fall asleep. No fail, I would wake up at 4, 5, 6 in the morning in the middle of sex.

Now that was great :cool:

Im confused... so she would wakeup first and play hop on pop or what? It sounds fun, but I'd ask her to wait until at least 8... I like my sleep damnit! :o

Well according to her, she wasn't awake either. We would tend to sleep real close to each other, all wrapped up and what not. And we are both sex freaks. Plus, I've always walked and talked in my sleep, so I do weird shit.

She would say she would wake up in the middle of it same as me. Who knows? I like sleep too, love it in fact. Regardless, you wake up with a girl on top of you, you tend to finish the job ;)

Hmmm....ya'll are giving me all these ideas.... ;) :yes:

^put them to use!;)

You wanna be my first victim? :kiss:

oh hell yea!!!!!!!!:yes: :yes: ;)

but i know i can only wish.

Damn. I go away for a few days and the whole thread goes to shit.....LoL!

One of my ex's used to do the sleep sex thing. Kinda wierded me out until I got used to it. I always woke up to it but I didn't want to wake him because he lasted much longer and was acutally bigger and harder............YEAH BABY! :yes:

I gotta ask the ladies..


when you finger yourselves do yuo ever smell your hand?

As for the sex while sleeping thing... its great walking my gf up like that. Whats even better is waking up to her doing something ;)

Yeah. Sometimes I even lick and suck on my fingers too. Depends on how horny I am at the time. I'm a sensual person and I like to have the smells and textures to add to the experience. :yes:

WTF? Dude, your twisted.....:crazy:

how is that twisted? Do you know most girls dont even know what they look like down there and even more dont realize that they can smell at times.

When you get done wiping your ass after you take a shit, do you smell your hand? Most people never see their assholes or know their ass stinks? I was just saying that wasn't really an appropriate question to ask..........

LOL. i have smell my hand after i have shitted. JMWY.

black thats just gross as hell. thats almost like eating yourself out. nasty.

so the girls you've gone down on smelt like shit?

How wasnt it appropriate? We're all talking about maturbating...and you're talking about appropriate? I'm just gonna leave it at that...

Guys, guys, guys, it's not like that. I know what I smell like, taste like and what it looks like because I'm completely waxed. I certainly don't taste myself during or even right after my aunt visits, that's just gross. I like the way I taste and no I don't smell. Since, I am waxed, I tell you that choochies are not the most attactive thing on a woman. Ever heard the expression "eating a roast beef sandwich"?? Yeah, it's kinda like that, well at least mine is. As far as wiping my ass then smelling that, uh NO, that's a COMPLETELY different thing. No one is going to compare that to a choochie smell, well......, you know what I mean.....

what are you talking about your aunt visiting you?

Her period...Aunt Flo.

gotcha

Hmmm, smelling my hand after using the bathroom has and will never cross my mind...that is gross...

Fuck you Rob and I'm going to leave it at that........

Dude...seriously...there are very few inappropriate questions here. It's an honest question...one I'm a tad curious about myself since you always see chicks in porns do it. Why not chicks in real life? I mean...you'll put your whole face down there but it's wrong for them to lick their fingers? WTF? And I really don't see how you can draw any parallel between a chick doing that and wiping your ass and smelling it. Like Rob said...I don't know what kinda girls you've been goin down on, but if their junk smells like shit then you've got yourself a problem (and she's got a bigger problem).

Dude...you're both idiots....have you ever heard of an analogy? Because that was what I was using....Rob asked if girls smell their hands after masturbating...I was referring to the hand smelling thing.....sorry I didn't realize I had to attach a f@cking explaination........

Ok...some girls do smell their fingers after masturbating. It is actually recommended for women to know the smell, taste, and look of their kitties in case something goes wrong...to know yourself....it's healthy...

thats crazy tasting yourself. i will never taste my shit. i cant think of even doing that. thats gross and very very foul.

i dont get animal porn at all. as in how the hell can some of these animals with huge dong screw a human female with such a small crotch? explain that to me.......