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IALuder 04-14-2004 11:49 AM

i have never heard of it. i would just use a sock or my hand. no point in buying a sleeve.

Kool-Aid 04-14-2004 12:42 PM

Ha ha ha...you and your socks....I guess this sleeve is filled with silicone and it has ridges ans shapes on the inside...the actual sleeve fits tight on the "wang" so it can feel somewhat like you're having sex with someone...if you want to...go to "mypleasures.com" and look for it...

Wren57 04-14-2004 01:08 PM

http://fleshlight.com/main/

:no:

BlackWolf 04-14-2004 01:16 PM

DAMMIT! :mad: I'm at work and I have websense here so I can't see these sites! Now I have to wait till I get home.........;(

Talk about teasing.......at least if I teased you, you'd know you'd be gettin some.........

Rob 04-14-2004 01:16 PM

Mocha Vagina...that sounds like a character from an Austin Power's movie....LMAO :D

Wren57 04-14-2004 01:20 PM

Wait... I'm gonna be getting some? ;)

BlackWolf 04-14-2004 01:27 PM

Depends on if you're as sexy as I think you are. ;) There's just something to be said about a man who has his shit together and knows what he's going to do with his life but also the fact that he's actively doing something about it to get there. :yes:


That said, when are you going to be in Cali?? ;)

Kool-Aid 04-14-2004 01:35 PM

I have websense on my computer here too...what was on that site anyway??

Wren57 04-14-2004 02:19 PM

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Originally posted by BlackWolf
Depends on if you're as sexy as I think you are. ;) There's just something to be said about a man who has his shit together and knows what he's going to do with his life but also the fact that he's actively doing something about it to get there. :yes:


That said, when are you going to be in Cali?? ;)



I dont know if I'm as sexy as you think or not... I'll let you be the judge;). I want to visit Cali... just got nowhere to stay... ;)

As for the website, I've attached a sample picture. Yes, that is a vagina in a flashlight...

BlackWolf 04-14-2004 02:27 PM

OH GOOD G#D! Are you kidding me? That's too funny. Why would someone even think of putting THAT in a flashlight case? Maybe the guy was already using a flashlight and decided to make it more comfortable .........eeeewwwww

ShagginJet 04-14-2004 02:31 PM

I don't see why guys would need to buy toys. if you're that bored of your hand then go out and get a g/f or buy a hooker.

Wren57 04-14-2004 03:02 PM

Hrm, I do wonder how long the flashlight is. I used to hit the back of my ex in a few positions... you'd think they'd make a longer version to accomodate this situation... guess not. Heh, I'm talking like I actually had a thought process about getting one. :bandit:

ShagginJet 04-14-2004 03:09 PM

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Originally posted by highlander
Heh, I'm talking like I actually had a thought process about getting one. :bandit:


You don't have to lie to us man... we know. ;)

BlackWolf 04-14-2004 03:24 PM

Like eeewww......if that's the case that you're soo hard up ;) I'll see to it that things get put in their proper place ;) then there's flights west that leave every hour...............

biker's back 04-14-2004 04:01 PM

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Originally posted by BlackWolf
Like eeewww......if that's the case that you're soo hard up ;) I'll see to it that things get put in their proper place ;) then there's flights west that leave every hour...............


Wren, I think she just offered herself to you.

BlackWolf 04-14-2004 04:25 PM

Shhhhh, let him figure that out on his own........;)

GT40FIED 04-14-2004 04:37 PM

Is it just me, or is it gettin a little hot in herr (mispelling completely intentional)?:crazy:

Wren57 04-14-2004 05:00 PM

Plane tickets... so... expensive;( - Just for amusement, what airports are near you? ;)

ps- This goes for anyone: I've got a 2bedroom apt all to myself this summer if anyone ever rolls through T-town. :yes:

ShagginJet 04-14-2004 06:11 PM

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Originally posted by highlander
ps- This goes for anyone: I've got a 2bedroom apt all to myself this summer if anyone ever rolls through T-town. :yes:


Let me know when BW is coming through and we'll arrange something... *cough* tag team *cough*..... ROFL!!

Wren57 04-14-2004 06:16 PM

Haha... something a friend of mine says:

"Tag-teaming a girl is awesome; not only are you both getting some, but you are hanging out with your friends too."

;)

ShagginJet 04-14-2004 07:05 PM

That's hilarious...

Rob 04-14-2004 07:32 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by highlander
Haha... something a friend of mine says:

"Tag-teaming a girl is awesome; not only are you both getting some, but you are hanging out with your friends too."

;)


LMAO

BlackWolf 04-14-2004 08:32 PM

(talks like the Godfather) "I think you both have made me an offer I can't refuse...." If I ever get out that way, HELL YEAH! :banana: :smoking:

GT40FIED 04-14-2004 08:42 PM

You gotta love a chick who's willing to get tag teamed by two guys she's never met before. I tip my hat to you Blackwolf.

BlackWolf 04-14-2004 08:45 PM

Are you offering the fourth wheel, GT?

V8killimports 04-14-2004 08:47 PM

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Originally posted by BlackWolf
Are you offering the fourth wheel, GT?


:eek: Don't tell me you into the gangbang thing?

BlackWolf 04-14-2004 08:52 PM

Nah, I'm just making an exception for these guys only. It's always been one of my fantasies to have two guys at once but I'm willing to take a third if he's willing............and besides, I've been surfing porn ever since I got home from work so I'm a little worked up right now. :yes: :bandit: .......ssshhhhh......;)

ShagginJet 04-14-2004 08:54 PM

^ You wouldn't happen to have a webcam by chance would you?

V8killimports 04-14-2004 09:00 PM

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Originally posted by ShagginJet
^ You wouldn't happen to have a webcam by chance would you?


Or at least pics :luck:

Wren57 04-14-2004 09:01 PM

If you don't have one, I'm willing to pitch in some $ for you to get one!!! :yes:

IALuder 04-14-2004 09:01 PM

lol.:D:D

the whole gang bang thing isnt my cup of tea. i persoanlly dont like the idea a of a saugage fest.

IALuder 04-14-2004 09:02 PM

a picture is worth a thousand words you know. lets see some PHOTOS:yes:

GT40FIED 04-14-2004 09:35 PM

Well...when it comes to sex, 3's a party...4's a crowd. I prefer one on one.;)

Kool-Aid 04-15-2004 12:52 AM

Taking appointments anyone?? I've got 8 weeks left in this place...

Kool-Aid 04-15-2004 12:56 AM

There was one time me and my homegirl went into this adult store to look around and this guy would follow me around the store touching himself....and when I would stop to look at something he would act like he was looking at something waiting for me to move somewhere else...
He literally had his fly undone and he would just go around touching his " meat and two veg" following me around...it was gross...

BlackWolf 04-15-2004 08:39 AM

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Originally posted by SFKing
lol.:D:D

the whole gang bang thing isnt my cup of tea. i persoanlly dont like the idea a of a saugage fest.



That's because you're a guy..........DUH! I love the way a penis looks. It's just a girl thing but with the veins all showing with the smooth skin just makes me horny all over again. Probably the same reason why I find forearms on men so sexy. ;)

Sorry fellas, no web cam and no new pics but I did post a pic of myself before. I believe it was a thread about boobs, suprise, but I don't have a digital camera. That pic was taken with a friend's Clie at work.

wal 04-15-2004 09:02 AM

damm black wolf your game as a lord, ya ever visit the uk ?? if not ya gotta get ya ass over pls;)

BlackWolf 04-15-2004 10:25 AM

Where in the UK are you?? You don't have a cockney accent, do you? I might be willing to hop the pond just to get a look at ya........;)

IALuder 04-15-2004 12:17 PM

you should hop on over pop in IA.

GT40FIED 04-15-2004 10:48 PM

Shit Blackwolf...with all of these offers you could start up your own "service".


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