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IALuder 04-14-2004 09:01 PM

lol.:D:D

the whole gang bang thing isnt my cup of tea. i persoanlly dont like the idea a of a saugage fest.

IALuder 04-14-2004 09:02 PM

a picture is worth a thousand words you know. lets see some PHOTOS:yes:

GT40FIED 04-14-2004 09:35 PM

Well...when it comes to sex, 3's a party...4's a crowd. I prefer one on one.;)

Kool-Aid 04-15-2004 12:52 AM

Taking appointments anyone?? I've got 8 weeks left in this place...

Kool-Aid 04-15-2004 12:56 AM

There was one time me and my homegirl went into this adult store to look around and this guy would follow me around the store touching himself....and when I would stop to look at something he would act like he was looking at something waiting for me to move somewhere else...
He literally had his fly undone and he would just go around touching his " meat and two veg" following me around...it was gross...

BlackWolf 04-15-2004 08:39 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by SFKing
lol.:D:D

the whole gang bang thing isnt my cup of tea. i persoanlly dont like the idea a of a saugage fest.



That's because you're a guy..........DUH! I love the way a penis looks. It's just a girl thing but with the veins all showing with the smooth skin just makes me horny all over again. Probably the same reason why I find forearms on men so sexy. ;)

Sorry fellas, no web cam and no new pics but I did post a pic of myself before. I believe it was a thread about boobs, suprise, but I don't have a digital camera. That pic was taken with a friend's Clie at work.

wal 04-15-2004 09:02 AM

damm black wolf your game as a lord, ya ever visit the uk ?? if not ya gotta get ya ass over pls;)

BlackWolf 04-15-2004 10:25 AM

Where in the UK are you?? You don't have a cockney accent, do you? I might be willing to hop the pond just to get a look at ya........;)

IALuder 04-15-2004 12:17 PM

you should hop on over pop in IA.

GT40FIED 04-15-2004 10:48 PM

Shit Blackwolf...with all of these offers you could start up your own "service".

BlackWolf 04-16-2004 07:55 AM

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IALuder 04-18-2004 12:10 PM

wow this thread kind of died huh? i used to get 6 emails a day saying someone replied in this thread. i havent got a single one in 2 days.

so new topic. so when your masterbating what/who are you thinking of while doing it? i usually think of this chick i know that incrediably hot, i mean she FINNE.

ShagginJet 04-18-2004 01:09 PM

http://revengeworld.com/Browse.cfm?g=f

IALuder 04-18-2004 10:56 PM

^damn thats awesome.

Wren57 04-18-2004 10:57 PM

Hmm...

*goes searching for pics of ex*

:D;)

GT40FIED 04-18-2004 11:20 PM

Ahhh...pornographic revenge. What could be better? But damn most of the chicks on that site are just fugly.

IALuder 04-18-2004 11:22 PM

agrees with GT40. most of them are fugly.

Kool-Aid 04-18-2004 11:49 PM

I have websense so I couldn't see what was on that site...what was it?

IALuder 04-18-2004 11:58 PM

a place were people post naked pictures of there EX-GFs as a means of revenge.

Kool-Aid 04-19-2004 03:10 AM

That's horrible!!! Ha ha ha...

IALuder 04-19-2004 09:16 PM

no pictures of you on there, by chance is there?

Kool-Aid 04-19-2004 10:44 PM

Ha ha ha...Im still workin on it...I know I've been tellin everybody that I'll be getting some pictures on here but my day sometimes doesn't allow me to do so...
I would like to wait until I get back to Nellis to take some nice pictures but ya'll don't wanna wait... :)

ShagginJet 04-19-2004 11:14 PM

Boy will be boys..... :yes: ;) :yes:

Kool-Aid 04-20-2004 12:55 AM

I will make tremendous efforts to take some. :yes:

GT40FIED 04-20-2004 01:14 AM

^Bit of a double etendre there, huh?

IALuder 04-20-2004 08:46 PM

who cares as long as we get some pic GT40.

as for a masterbation question. i got to know, has anyone been beat off while driving, or beat themselfs off while driving? cuase this happened to me sunday. man she was doing it so good i could barely keep my eyes on the road. i was driving all drunk like.

Wren57 04-20-2004 08:58 PM

Heh, yeah, I've gotten road head. Not in the Z though, don't want to potentially messup the seats. That and the steering wheel gets in the way. I loved it in my old car (Toyota Highlander) and when I'd drive my ex's car (Jeep Grand Cherokee). Road head is awesome, especially when you wave and give a thumbs up at people next to you. ;) :yes:

Kool-Aid 04-20-2004 10:37 PM

Wild boys!!! ;)

IALuder 04-20-2004 11:06 PM

road head huh. ill have to get that sometime. sounds so much more intense then a hand job. after all head is better then hand!

SolPol 04-21-2004 09:37 AM

There's not much better than road head as far as I can tell ;)

ShagginJet 04-21-2004 10:09 AM

I've gotten it before, too dangerous. Ended up on the wrong side of the road, doing 10 mph in a 35mph. I'll save it for home next time.

IALuder 04-21-2004 11:39 AM

still its something to try. hmmm i can only dream of what its like right now.

GT40FIED 04-21-2004 08:01 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by ShagginJet
I've gotten it before, too dangerous. Ended up on the wrong side of the road, doing 10 mph in a 35mph. I'll save it for home next time.


Sooo soooo true. Especially when you get ready to blow your load...you start swerving and not paying attention to anything besides the head in your lap...just dangerous shit.

Kool-Aid 04-21-2004 10:14 PM

Ha ha ha ha ha....you guys make me laugh...

IALuder 04-22-2004 11:56 AM

i had a friend who was getting road head, he was about to blow his load and his mental G/F didnt want it in her mouth so she move off as he exploded. it got all over his steering wheel and the dash he seats and shit. he was so pist. and ever sense then i will not ride in his car. i dont want to sit in dried up jeez.

Wren57 04-22-2004 12:24 PM

WTF!!!! Are you serious!?!?! Did he not know about her weird fear of jizz? That is seriously f*cked up... as for road head, it is awesome, but I would rather have it on a sofa or bed or somewhere where I could focus on enjoying it, not while having to drive...

link 04-22-2004 05:56 PM

so THIS has to be my favorite thread EVER. oh yea.
and uh... ill say about 4-5 times a week... sex or no sex... :kiss:

GT40FIED 04-22-2004 07:56 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by link
so THIS has to be my favorite thread EVER.


That's right...almost 30 pages of topic changing sexual goodness. Do I know how to start a thread or what? Mwahahaha.

Wren57 04-22-2004 08:36 PM

:D

IALuder 04-22-2004 09:11 PM

lol gt40. :D
yea i know what she did was messed up huh? i couldnt believe it either after he told me. stupid bitch.

well, last night this chick and i were hangin out with some other people. well towards the end of the night things kinda got heated up. so we really couldnt go to my place nor hers. i was driving. she like well what about your back seat? all i have to say is it is impossible to have sex in the back of a lude. no room, it was like doing it in a card board box. not happening. we managed . but man i got cramps like a mofo.

ShagginJet 04-23-2004 12:25 AM

dude... learned this a while ago. Just recline the passenger seat, out it all the way back, have her go missionary, hope on top, and ride that till you can't see out the windows no more....

I miss having sex in a car, it was fun. When i was in HS that was the only place to get it on, so hard to catch my house with no one in it.

Kool-Aid 04-23-2004 01:15 AM

I would be down to do it anywhere too...the guy would just have to let me know whats up...

Rob 04-23-2004 01:18 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Kool-Aid
...the guy would just have to let me know whats up...

apparently he would be....;)

Kool-Aid 04-23-2004 01:20 AM

HA ha ha...I like a guy who initiates some sex...turns me on...like a car...

Rob 04-23-2004 01:26 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Kool-Aid
HA ha ha...I like a guy who initiates some sex...turns me on...like a car...

Nice shoes.......;)

Kool-Aid 04-23-2004 01:45 AM

What do you mean...nice shoes?

Rob 04-23-2004 01:54 AM

nice shoes...wanna f@ck? I was initiating........
;)

Kool-Aid 04-23-2004 02:56 AM

I see ;)

IALuder 04-23-2004 02:07 PM

lol nice:D:D:D:D

yea we reclined the passangers seat. got damn. it was a good time. cant wait till tommorow!!!after PROM!!!

GT40FIED 04-23-2004 02:22 PM

Why do they even bother calling it "prom" anymore? Why not just call it "the deflowering"? I appreciate truth in advertising.


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