Fuck...at this point it doesn't take much to get me going.

it would make for a interesting dinner. i would defenetly think i was going to get some. but as a turn on i i dont think so.

Then what would turn you on?

A smile, a wink, a touch on the shoulder (or anywhere basically)... basically any advances/signals by a female is a turnon... :yes:

Yeah, that'd work

hell i get turn on by something a female says to me. i als oget turned on when a female touches me a effectated way.

WHy are you so easy to get turned on SFKing?? Not getting enough?;)

Seeing a womans thong or g-string is a turn on. Like when you're out with a girl and she has on some low raise pants, kind of tacky but huge turnon to know she's not wearing hot undies.

yea i really havent gotten much lately. but im dealing with it. hell im not even going to my senior prom. how sad is that? oh well.

i tired of the every weekend fuck. i would like to find someone to spend time with and have fun with.

Hows about this... I used to have someone that I liked to spend time with and have fun with, along with being an everyDAY fuck, and a DAMN good one at that... now I have nobody... beat that.

:mad: ;( :mad:

Wait a minute...I thought you were in the marines?? I went to my senior prom alone...that was years ago...I would go with you but I don't think I'd be able to get there...Im sorry.

yea what the crap.. You were telling me about how I have my freedom because of ppl like you and you are still in high school? lol

:toofunny: :toofunny: Exactly what kind of high school allows you to take 16 weeks off for bootcamp as you said you did?

well for people who dont know. you can join the military when you 16 or older. if your younger then 18 you have to get both of your perants to sign a paper saying they allow you to. when i was 16 my dad told me to join. he is a ex Marine himself. so i did. went to boot camp over last summer.

Actually the minimum age to join the Marines with parental consent is 17...not 16.

either way i joined at the end of april 03 when i was 17. i shipped out to fort penalton in cali were i had my boot camp. that was in the 2 week of june, i shipped out.

i thought this was the allmighty "wacking it" thread, not about marines and military. :rolleyes:

This is also true.

Don't ask, don't tell.

For turn ons....it depends on what I consider my chances are. Such as the date with a girl wearing a skirt and no panties....if she tells me about it, and I know that we'll be doing the deed, then yeah it's a turn on. Otherwise I consider it merely a tease.

So many things that can turn me on, so little interest in typing right now.

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Nowadays they have these things called masturbation sleeves for guys....ever heard of them?? Has anyone tried it?

i have never heard of it. i would just use a sock or my hand. no point in buying a sleeve.

Ha ha ha...you and your socks....I guess this sleeve is filled with silicone and it has ridges ans shapes on the inside...the actual sleeve fits tight on the "wang" so it can feel somewhat like you're having sex with someone...if you want to...go to "mypleasures.com" and look for it...

http://fleshlight.com/main/

:no:

DAMMIT! :mad: I'm at work and I have websense here so I can't see these sites! Now I have to wait till I get home.........;(

Talk about teasing.......at least if I teased you, you'd know you'd be gettin some.........

Mocha Vagina...that sounds like a character from an Austin Power's movie....LMAO :D

Wait... I'm gonna be getting some? ;)

Depends on if you're as sexy as I think you are. ;) There's just something to be said about a man who has his shit together and knows what he's going to do with his life but also the fact that he's actively doing something about it to get there. :yes:


That said, when are you going to be in Cali?? ;)

I have websense on my computer here too...what was on that site anyway??

I dont know if I'm as sexy as you think or not... I'll let you be the judge;). I want to visit Cali... just got nowhere to stay... ;)

As for the website, I've attached a sample picture. Yes, that is a vagina in a flashlight...

OH GOOD G#D! Are you kidding me? That's too funny. Why would someone even think of putting THAT in a flashlight case? Maybe the guy was already using a flashlight and decided to make it more comfortable .........eeeewwwww

I don't see why guys would need to buy toys. if you're that bored of your hand then go out and get a g/f or buy a hooker.

Hrm, I do wonder how long the flashlight is. I used to hit the back of my ex in a few positions... you'd think they'd make a longer version to accomodate this situation... guess not. Heh, I'm talking like I actually had a thought process about getting one. :bandit:

You don't have to lie to us man... we know. ;)

Like eeewww......if that's the case that you're soo hard up ;) I'll see to it that things get put in their proper place ;) then there's flights west that leave every hour...............

Wren, I think she just offered herself to you.

Shhhhh, let him figure that out on his own........;)

Is it just me, or is it gettin a little hot in herr (mispelling completely intentional)?:crazy:

Plane tickets... so... expensive;( - Just for amusement, what airports are near you? ;)

ps- This goes for anyone: I've got a 2bedroom apt all to myself this summer if anyone ever rolls through T-town. :yes:

Let me know when BW is coming through and we'll arrange something... *cough* tag team *cough*..... ROFL!!

Haha... something a friend of mine says:

"Tag-teaming a girl is awesome; not only are you both getting some, but you are hanging out with your friends too."

;)

That's hilarious...

LMAO

(talks like the Godfather) "I think you both have made me an offer I can't refuse...." If I ever get out that way, HELL YEAH! :banana: :smoking:

You gotta love a chick who's willing to get tag teamed by two guys she's never met before. I tip my hat to you Blackwolf.

Are you offering the fourth wheel, GT?

:eek: Don't tell me you into the gangbang thing?

Nah, I'm just making an exception for these guys only. It's always been one of my fantasies to have two guys at once but I'm willing to take a third if he's willing............and besides, I've been surfing porn ever since I got home from work so I'm a little worked up right now. :yes: :bandit: .......ssshhhhh......;)

^ You wouldn't happen to have a webcam by chance would you?

Or at least pics :luck:

If you don't have one, I'm willing to pitch in some $ for you to get one!!! :yes: