You guys are gross!!! IIeewwww!!!!! Ha ha ha...Ill stick to my bathrooms...he he he

I do it where I can and when I can...but the sock thing...man there are better alternatives.

^^ No joke...every heard of Kleenex?

What's it like in the shower? I know it's harder for me to get off in the shower

jerking it in the shower just plain sucks... I don't care to elaborate

True that...it's hard to get porn in there.:thumbsup:

Side note...I can't believe this thread is at 17 pages and rockin long and hard (pun absolutely intended). Let's see if we can hit 20.

Elaborate...

Is that elaborate in the adjective or verb sense?

Verb...of course.
Elaborate on why it sucks

But it doesn't suck...it's a good thing.

I just don't enjoy it... there is no material, I gotta be standing up, I have the constant interruption of my imagination by the water hitting me, so I realize I'm by myself, and that just makes it no fun. :no: Now, in the shower with a girl... watchout!!!

So you like to be laying down when you "take care of yo business"?

preferably... sitting down is fine too... standing up is just too much effort!!!

^ Dude... you're giving away all the trade secrets.

Yea...I gotta be on my back or my belly...it feels better for me if Im on my belly for some reason...:yes:

maybe you should try sitting down. its a lot easier. i only like shower if i dont want a huge mess. yes there are other alternatives but socks are cheaper then kleenex and last longer.

i also really dont jerk it that much. but i have my times were i cant help it.

What? Cost of a box of Kleenex = <$1. A pack of socks has to run over 3 or 4 bucks at least. Besides...factor in the time it takes to wash them after each use and it gets to be expensive.

[Clerks quote]I don't know if you knew this, but jizz streaks if you don't clean it right[/Clerks quote]

i dont wash the socks so i save that money. i just throw them away. then sure a box of kleenex is a dollar but it doesnt last that long. a pack of socks can last 3-4 months!

That is one CRUSTY ass sock.

if you buy a pack you get 15 pair. so its not like im using just one sock.

Ok thanks for sharing SFKing.... :paranoid:

I think it's great when a woman is open to and cool with masturbating herself.....but seeing as how I'm single, I also think that there's no reason why a good woman should have to do it to herself when I'm lonely and bored. ;) Hehe.

I like to do it different ways depending on how I'm feeling at the time....

Edit: added link.

http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmp...e&sid=96001005

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your welcome.

i do agree no wemon should have to masturbate when their are planty of single good lookin guys that could get them off. hell its cheap then buying batteries for there vibraters.

wow that was a very interesting link.

Just a question... when you find out that some really HOT girl was kidnapped or killed or anything, do you ever get the fleeting thought "damn, shes dead, and I never had sex with her... what a waste!". ?

have i ever had that thought? yea once or twice. other times im just like wow how could something like that happen. then the thought of damn shes hot and i never got laid by her kicks in.

More than I'd care to admit.

Hey at least your not speaking ill of the dead

Interesting...

It just maes you wonder why they couldn't have taken out someone who was some 350lb boogawoof.

I don't like to take advantage of the dead, mentally or physically.

I've never wondered what could have been with a girl who has been in such an unfortunate situation,


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Okkkkk....subject change please...this is making me sad...;(

You guys have issues... I do agree that it's sad when a beautiful person dies, but it's sad when anyone dies...

So let's get back to masterbation. Is BlackWolf the only one who has any toys? Ladies why don't you have a toy? Ever try one?

I don't have any toys...Im too shy for that kind of thing...I don't NEED toys...the way I see it...is why would I divert from some real dick to a piece of plastic that vibrates?? Just my opinion. Toys seem fun but not for me...

Oh contraire, if you don't know the real value of toys, you've never had any. Yeah, it's a little wierd going into the toy store the first time but you get over it. I've no more creativity for masturbating by myself and quite frankly, it's a little boring. I have several toys and no they don't all vibrate but I did find an almost exact match to my ex so it's almost like he's there using the imagination too. Some you can take with you places in places, some require batteries, some you can use with others and some by yourself but if you DON'T have ANYONE, this is what's available to you. Once you can be open about your own pleasure and open to new ideas about how to find it, it really is a whole new world. I used to be shy myself until I realized I was missing out on alot of the pleasure. Explore yourself, seriously. You'll be amazed at the intensity of your orgasms and the difference when you man does that you to. HELL THE FUOCK YEAH! You'll be wearing HIM out! :yes: :banana: :banana:

lol. nice. so how many "toys" do you have exactly?
kool-aid brought up a good point tho. the real deal is better than anything else.:yes:

I believe that to the fullest! How can you really be pleased and satisfied with sex....if you don't even know what you like?

Seven. Some with motors and some without. ;) There's no doubt that the REAL DEAL is better even BEST but when you don't have anyone, then you do what ya gotta do. :yes:

I have a friend with so many she literally went out and bought a "toolbox" (snicker). I was out with her on day when she bought one and she looks at the toolbox in the back of my truck and asks if we can go to Home Depot. Now they're all nicely arranged.

^ that's funny.

Blackwolf check this site out!

http://www.fuckingmachines.com/meetthemachines/

Saw it already. I'm horny but not perverted. This is the result of someone with TOO much time on their hands. I'd rather have something else IN my hands................;)